JOKES AND SMILES OF THE DAY
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth in a joke ? A gummy bear.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH more jokes
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
- Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
and last joke Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.