30 Jokes TRY NOT To LAUGH

JOKES AND SMILES OF THE DAY

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
5. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth in a joke ? A gummy bear.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
9. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
13. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
18. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
19. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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TRY NOT TO LAUGH more jokes

1. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work
2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
3. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
4. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
5. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
7. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies
8. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
9. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

and last joke Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.